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Alkisah tersebutlah kisah seorang insan bernama Pak Kaduk. Adapun Pak Kaduk ini tidaklah mempunyai pekerjaan. Tetapi berlagaknya mengalahkan Menteri Besar Terengganu. Tetapi tidaklah dia mempunyai peluang untuk membeli kereta Mercedes Benz E-class seperti Menteri Besar Terengganu tersebut.

Tidaklah juga dia tinggal di Terengganu. Pak Kaduk tinggal di Shah Alam katanya. Baru sahaja mendapat pekerjaan di Kampung Baru, KL. Baru masuk kerja, tak dapat gaji lagi Pak Kaduk kata. Dengan muka sedihnya Pak Kaduk pun memulakan cerita sedihnya. Sungguh pandai Pak Kaduk ini.

Ceritanya motosikalnya rosak. Kiranya tayar pancit sahajalah. Tetapi tidak! Pak Kaduk cerita lagi cerita sedihnya. Motosikalnya rosak. Kena tukar sprocket dan rantai baru. Oh! itu bukan rosak namanya Pak Kaduk. Tapi adalah tidak dijaga dengan sempurna…

Tapi Pak Kaduk sedih juga. Pak Kaduk ada bini di rumah. Bini Pak Kaduk mengandung. Sedang menunggu Pak Kaduk di rumah. Pak Kaduk sedih… Menggeleng - geleng kepalanya berulang kali. Susah katanya. Orang di Kuala Lumpur tidak suka membantu orang dalam kesusahan. Sedih sungguh dengan nasib orang sudah di Kuala Lumpur ini.

Mungkin Pak Kaduk boleh bawakan usul ini ke Parlimen ya, bila Pak Kaduk jadi wakil rakyat nanti.

Pak Kaduk mengadu susah. Tolonglah dik… Pakcik ni nak pegi ambik motor tu je. Petang karang Pakcik datang balik bayar duit. Ish Ish Ish. Kesian sungguh pada Pak Kaduk ni.

Baiklah Pak Kaduk, jom kita pegi Bank. Saya bagi duit kat Pak Kaduk. Dalam hati niat nanti Pak Kaduk datang nak bayar ambik separuh ajerlah, separuh lagi bagi sedekah kat Pak Kaduk.

Pak Kaduk dengan gembiranya ambik duit pemberian itu. Terima kasih nak. Nanti petang Pakcik datang. Takpun nak boleh telefon no ni. Pak Kaduk ambik kertas tisu dan tulis perlahan - lahan. Tisu kan mudah terkoyak. Pak Kaduk ni pandai berjimat cermat.

Petang tu Pak Kaduk tak datang. Hujan lebat. Mungkin esok. Agaknya.

Minggu depannya. Sedang berjalan - jalan ke kereta. Ternampak iras - iras Pak Kaduk. Tapi Pak Kaduk tak perasan. Tak kenal agaknya. Pak Kaduk tegur orang. Tapi orang tu tak layan. Kesian PakKaduk.

Hari ini Pak Kaduk terus menerus menegur orang ramai. Tapi tetap tak dilayan. Kasihan Pak Kaduk. Hari ini mungkin genap sebulan agaknya Pak Kaduk berhutang duit dengan ku. Tidak disangka Pak Kaduk menegur ku pula. Dari atas tangga Pak Kaduk mengejarku ke bawah.

“Assalamualaikum Dik” Pandai pulak Pak Kaduk ni bagi salam ye. Panas je rasanya hati ni.

“Pakcik nak mintak tolong lah”

“Pakcik ingat lagi tak siapa saya ni” Tanya macam artis la pulak aku ni kan.

“Tak ingat. Pakcik nak mintak tolong. Pakcik nak ambik motor….” Tak dipedulikan soalan aku, dia dah mula cerita sedih Pak Kaduk dia tu.

“Pakcik betul - betul tak ingat siapa saya?”

“Tak ingat. Pakcik nak pinjam duit. Nak ambik motor pakcik kat kedai.”

“Pakcik… Dulu pakcik dah ambik duit saya dah, tak ingat?”

“Ye ke? Berapa?” Pak Kaduk buat muka sedih dia berlakon tak tahu. Tapi mungkin betul tak tahu ye. Dah berapa ratus orang dia jumpa sebelum jumpa aku balik kan ?

“Lima puluh ringgit Pakcik.”

“Ye… Pakcik nak sangat pakai duit ni… Motor pakcik…”

“Cukuplah pakcik yang haritu”

Aku langkah kaki. Aku sedih dengan pelbagai karenah manusia yang menipu. Mengambil jalan mudah untuk menyara kehidupan dengan menipu. Entah berapa ramai yang dia dah tipu tak tahulah. Satu hari seorang cukuplah.

Peringatan mudah ye, Pak Kaduk ini bertubuh kurus kering. Putih - putih sebenarnya tapi last aku jumpa dah gelap sikit. Dah banyak berjemur dengan sinar mentari kotor di kotaraya Kuala Lumpur ni agaknya. Selalunya pakai Cap. Modus operandi adalah motor dia rosak, dia tak cukup duit nak ambik motor dia.

Berhati - hatilah. Sesungguhnya Kuala Lumpur ini begitu kecil. Aku doakan semoga Pak Kaduk akan insaf, dapat pekerjaan yang sesuai, dapat beri makan anak bini dan dapatlah kiranya beli motor baru. Alhamdulillah.

Selamat Menyambut Bulan Ramadhan. Semoga Pak Kaduk dapat berpuasa di tengah - tengah panas terik kotor Kuala Lumpur.

Totally disbelief when I heard that Anwar Ibrahim got another (young) man accused sodomized by him (Anwar).

Nowadays Malaysia politics is very dirty and weird. But then I’m to young to understand the politics in all. The more I dig in (the history, the cases, the accusations, the preparations blah blah blah) the more I become… blur. Politics is just a tool. Or you can say a way to achieved things. And when you achieved that, you take turn to control it back. Take turn means you’re taking it from someone else and will pass it along to someone else (by force, by death, by sodomize somebody…).

So Anwar Ibrahim is on another roller coaster. Slowly going up but going down very fast. But with the momentum he would climb another steep rails even faster. See ?

There are people who won’t believed all this shit (including me), there are people who actually believed that Anwar is guilty (due to many reason, maybe one million dollar sound very much!) and there are people who don’t even care.

I try to think why oh why on earth Anwar would sodomize him ?

You see… Assuming Anwar do sodomize, and he had been sodomizing people all this time without getting caught… This practice become habits. And Anwar will become addicted to that. When you become addicted to something… It’s very hard to let it go. Don’t talk about drugs addiction, lets talk something else for example addiction of nail biting. It’s not wrong. Maybe self destruction if you work as a mechanics for example and all the dirty stuff stuck under your nail and you bite it every single day. (eewww)

So assuming Anwar is addicted to sodomized people, preferably young people who is handsome. So you can say that one day Anwar got so high, he got this urge… And he is there at the right time and the right place. So Anwar do him. End of story.

But why report it to the police… at this time ? When Anwar is almost on the top ? Sure it’s more fun to watch something drop from a very high place. It takes more time to reach down, during the time you can enjoy the fear that they have in their eyes.

Very sick people. (and my imagination)

No! I do not believe that. I stand by Anwar side (as before) and will accuse him (Saiful Bukhari Azlan) as the wrong person, to submit to the sinful people of Malaysia earth, to actually take the bribe to accuse Anwar, to actually being very stupid, to not use your brain given by Allah Almighty to think…. OK.

(I respect his fiancee to stand by him. Please be strong as people can be very harsh. Plus the opposition daughter and wife is already facing that every single time in their life. Women are strong! Stand for what you believe, stand for your husband (and future husband). Stand for your dad. May the truth revealed)

I’ve been reading Sultan Selangor criticises PAS for objecting to two singers and I’m very - very mad!

(I don’t have account at Malaysia Today so I blog here instead)

Reading the article is fine. The Sultan is “angry” with Pas Youth to not agree with 2 artist that will perform on a concert. Name is Ella and Mas Idayu. Pas Youth said the two of them will be very sexy and will act daringly so it is not appropriate for the Muslims viewers.

(Although to replace it with Mawi… Not my cup of tea either)

So the news is well taken. Plus PAS leaders will go and discuss with the Sultan. Ok.

Now when I read a blog or website with commenting abilities, I read that as well. The comment leave by the reader is very interesting. I don’t know who leave the comment and their intention. As Raja Petra himself said that Malaysia Today receives lots of hits daily. It would be almost impossible to trace the comment poster right to their house. (Yes it is however possible to trace, just take a little bit of time and no Raja Petra will not willing to do that, plus UMNO can paid their men to trace it)

So from what I see is the unwillingness of the article reader to read the comment above them. It has been pointed out that PAS Youth did only sent a NOTE to the MB of Selangor PROTESTING the two singer. No where it said that the concert is already CANCEL. No where that it said the two singer is BANNED.

They’re just using their right (and it’s your right too) to protest what they don’t like. As to the matter that Sultan said Selangor people is not only PAS and MUSLIMS, it still means there is PAS and MUSLIMS people in SELANGOR that don’t like to see the two singer. We CANNOT PLEASE everyone.

In ISLAM that we practice here in Malaysia… Every women must not reveal their aurat (just search for aurat I wont explain it here). And Ella and Mas Idayu is clearly revealing more than it is allowed (and so does most of the Artist here in Malaysia - and Ministers wive). So PAS Youth said this is not right. They must not reveal their aurat. It is HARAM for the other Muslims Men to see it.

Since we cannot force the two singer to wear proper clothes that will protest their aurat… Simple way is to deny them from coming out on the stage.

And now the people get angry (People as if normal people, I’m not referring to Sultan). They say PAS is getting very extremist. PAS is FUCK. PAS is PIG. And yada yada. INTERNET IS SERIOUS MATTER. EVERYTHING ON THE INTERNET IS A FACT. It just they don’t like to come out and said it loudly as they’re typing “loudly” on the internet.

You sit on your chair. Get online everyday. You say what you want to say. You call people FUCK or PIG or whatever you wanted to. And then you get satisfied. You drag your fat ass out of your chair to eat and fart. 5 minute later here you’re on the internet again FUCKING and PIG-ING other people.

Yes, I’m angry! Not with PAS Youth but with people who is so brainless, racist, bias, fool and pig (because I’m PAS supporters and no offence to pork eaters).

Why don’t you study your fact right. Ella and Mas Idayu is Muslims. I don’t know if they recently convert to Buddha or Christian or whatever - Never heard of that so I assume they’re Muslims still. So they have to obey the ISLAM rules. When they did not obey, us, we, ME, the other Muslims must remind that to them. And what PAS Youth did is to protest them from being on the stage. This is just another way of educating them.

And PAS Youth shown of protest is by send a NOTE to MB. There is no DEMO, no BOMBING, no KILLING, no RAPING, no ARRESTING, no NOTHING just a NOTE. And what do you call PAS is? An EXTREMIST, a FUCKING PAS, a PIG PAS, a whatever.

At least PAS Youth have the gut to voice it out compared to the other MUSLIMS who silent it out.

I’m not a perfect MUSLIMS. I’m trying my best to fulfill my responsibility as a MUSLIMS. Being born as a man did help me not to make sins by uncover my aurat (men do have aurat, less is than women, easier to cover but some of the men even this little area they can’t cover, what a shame)

Mohon ampun dari ALLAH S.W.T di atas posting yang tak seberapa ini, mohon ampun juga dari Sultan Selangor kerena menyebut nama Sultan berulang kali, dan sesiapa yang terasa.

I rarely drive to my uni. I usually go with my auntie and my cousin. So normally three of us will always take one car and go to KL. When I finish my class I’ll wait for my auntie and cousin. If somehow my class finish late, then they’ll wait for me. So I can say that we always practice car pooling.  It’s a great thing to do to minimize the congestion.

Of course  sometime I go by my own when I  need to get back really early or be very late. I usually will drive to KL.

Why didn’t I took public transport?

Ok. I live with my uncle and auntie at Bandar Country Homes, Rawang. I had to walk around 5 km (or so) to go to the nearest bus stop. Then take the bus directly to KL or go to Rawang and took the KTM Komuter. Usually I’ll go by KTM Komuter. Time spend to walk around half an hour, wait for bus to move around 5 - 20 minutes. Arrive at Rawang around 30 minutes later (if no traffic jam). Then wait for KTM Komuter, sometime quick sometime slow. Let say around 20 minutes or so. From Rawang to KL by using KTM Komuter really slow… I don’t know how long, an hour or two? From Bandaraya station I walk to my uni. That is around another 30 minutes or so.

Total ? 30 + 20 + 30 + 20 + 100 + 30 = Almost 4 hours.

Ok. Illogically. Usually I go out from house at around 6 am, arrive my uni at around 8 am. So 2 hours. My calculations is based on the worst situation. So there it goes, it would take 4 hours. And usually it took 2 hours to reach KL from Bandar Country Homes by public transport.

If I drive and I’ll go out early, it took around 1 hour to reach KL. So drive is the better options. Unless the public transport is upgraded to serve better. I think most of the time loss is at KTM Komuter. Very slow from Sungai Buloh towards KL. Is KTM Komuter design to be that slow?

Until public transport is more efficient, car pooling is the other alternative to the rising of fuel price. You should try it!

I watch Hikaru No Go (again) and the scene that I really like is when Sai disappeared forever, Hikaru start searching for him everywhere. For once that I could feel the loneliness that Hikaru might been going through.

What if you know someone by an accident and he/she stick with you like 24 hours a day for 2 years and all of sudden disappear. First you will feel lonely. Then you start searching for him/her. Then you start to be frustrated because you just can’t find him/her. And then you start to search for him/her to wherever you thought he/she might be.

I’m sad of that scene. I watch that scene over and over again.

Now… Think of what Sharline’s family going through right now. They miss her. They’re searching for her, everywhere, they’re frustrated… They will do whatever possible to locate her and bring her back… Hopefully sound and safely.

With all the latest news and gossips going on our media right now we seem to forget about Sharlinie.

(I think maybe after Pak Lah resign he can help searching for Sharlinie too right?)

I take 1 minute to pray for Sharlinie. Amin.

With the increasing price of petrol our beloved Malaysian leaders urge us to change our lifestyle.

Let say currently you own a BMW 750L, with 5 litre engine, I dont know how much road tax are you paying per year. But you sure paying high price for petrol indeed. Plus you can only save RM 200 from the current road tax restructure, which is very small.

So the best way is to change your car to BMW 318 with 2 litre engine and enjoy the rebate (RM 625) and enjoy the cheaper road tax too (RM 375). So change your lifestyle please Tan Sri, Puan Sri, Datuk Seri, Datin Seri, Datuk - Datuk, Datin - Datin (sorry for missing any title, I dont own any of them).

So for us normal people who currently driving Honda Civic 2.0 maybe can change to Perodua Viva.

Why ?

You see, when the petrol price increase, everything else will follow. So for the big title as above, who own a factory or two, own a company, own AP, own dealership network… They actually earn more! But us normal people actually earn the same but have to pay more!

So they can change from BMW 750L to 5 X BMW 318 with ni problem, but us will have many problems. First our current car will not fetch higher price, thus we actually have to pay more to buy new perodua viva. We make more loans, we pay more for everyday necessities, yet we earn so little compared to the big title.

IS THIS FAIR ?

Anyway Pak Lah is changing his lifestyle too you know. The “elaun keraian” of PM has been cut from RM 18k monthly to RM 16k monthly. RM 2k cut is a lot alright? PM sure will have more headache on how to spend those RM 16k. Right Pak Lah ?

While Pak Lah cut RM 2k to give back to us, how many have we cut ? Let see, usually we spend RM 500 for fuel, RM 500 for savings, and the rest (RM 1k or so) for paying loans and to buy groceries. So now we spend RM 800 for fuel, we cut the savings to only RM 200, and we buy everything else “berjimat cermat”. Possibly means Maggi for the whole month.

When fuel price goes up to RM 4/litre we will not have any less for monthly savings, we cannot afford even those Maggi… Is Maggi price also increase ? Long time did not buy Maggi, have to start buying soon.

And oh… What Petronas do ? Petronas is the 6th biggest sponsor in Formula One if you want to know. SIXTH! Spending RM 886.90 MILLION!

(Still behind Shell and Mobil 1 who spend RM 986.10 Million and RM 949.36 Million respectively - Top is Marlboro RM 3.8 Billion)

This proves Petronas have lots of money. Which we have to ask why don’t they help us the citizen of Malaysia!

(Actually this post is about how to save petrol but I wrote about other things, next post please. Hehe)

So this so-great telco company called Celcom make another contest! It’s 100 days 100 cars. You may have viewed its advertisement on the tv, heard it on the radio, read it on the internet, sms, mms… Or even you friend manage to sms you to told you that the contest is really interesting.

Who care right ?

I care. I want a new car. And Toyota Camry seems good for me. So I enter the contest. I have been forewarned that each sms will cost RM 5. Yes, freaking RM 5!

So I type in anyway. I may have read it wrongly, as I dont keep its sms. It just like they said that you answer around 10 question and stand a chance to win the car. So I figure it out 10 question X RM 5 = RM 50. Fair enough, I reload RM 100 into my celcom prepaid.

And off I go to answer all the easy question, and without knowing how much I’ve been answering, my collected point is up to 10,000++ already. And when I check my balance, what is left is RM 4.XX. Oh no! I must’ve been answering not less than 20 questions already, and I’m not a winner.

I spend my RM 100, all of it on Celcom 100 Days 100 Cars Contest. So let say per day there is at least 50 person like me who enter this contest with RM 100 credit balance (or bill), and answered it religiously until figure out that it’s such a waste to spend more than RM 100, then only stop. So… 20 question X RM 5 = RM 100. Times 50 person = RM 5,000. Times 100 days = RM 500,000. That is around 5 Toyota Camry. I guess.

So I’m just assuming that only 50 person per day that enter and not win the contest. It must be more! So what Mufti Perlis said that the contest is HARAM, is quite right. Though I’m not fully agree with him on the other matters. (Plus Mufti Perlis seems to be quite popular nowadays compared to the old one :))

Let just say all sms contest is just wasting your time, your money, your hard work, everything. The one that profit from the contest is the Telco itself, the contest organiser and even Toyota for free pomoting their Toyota Camry. Shame on you Toyota!

That to you Thailand and Singapore people. You can no longer enjoy your cheap as if free oil in Malaysia anymore. Too bad isn’t it. But it’s not about you! It’s about us. We will suffer more than you!

I however did not go and fill up my car tank after hearing the news on the afternoon that later midnight the price will increase. What a very stupid way of a very stupid person (or many many many many person) to announce a price increment. Yeah! Decide it at 4pm, announce it at 5pm, and raise the price at 12am. Now talking about being efficient in doing their job….

STUPID!

Now about that government so called subsidies for those who own cars and bikes (that is less than 2000 cc  for car and less than 250 cc for motorcycle). This is welcomed. But they will paid it to us once we renew our road tax (and insurance too). My car is 2000 cc. I pay road tax RM 375 per year. Total it with insurance (third party) is around RM 600 (lesser if I do the road tax myself). So what is left is about RM 25. Yep! That is for me! But most of the car owner opt for first party insurance and paid more than RM 1000 per year. RM 625… is just too small.

I know the Rm 625 is a lot if given by the calculations done by government monkeys. Say what ? 800 litre of petrol you say. Oh! That is a lot right? Too bad I don’t view it that way. I choose to calculate it different way.

(But at least I could say my road tax and insurance is free)

And to add more, the money is going to be paid by money order through pos malaysia. While this is quite ok. Since pos office is quite accessible. And to paid directly to a person bank account is such a chaos too since some might not have the account with certain bank choose by the government. And to pay at any bank account choosen by the people is quite… troublesome.

Ok! Last check there is about 16 million registered vehicle on the road. Let say half of them is eligible for the fuel un-subsidies… That is around 8 million. So … Throughout the year (for every year starting this July), pos malaysia will have LOTS OF PROFITS! let see, pos malaysia charge RM 2 per money order, times that with 8 million is 16 MILLION! This is income from the money order generated by government paying the vehicle owner only.

(assuming 8 millions of total registered vehicle is eligible)

Now… Who is that Pos Malaysia CEO again ?